(Source: svennilovesformel1)
Overall score of 67.9% in my first year of uni. Can I get a woop woop for my high 2:1?
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY
(Source: bro-tatoes, via starkidinthestable)
(Source: foodisscrummy)
when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school
This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever
im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about
(via humoristics)
All the cousins.
I have waited many moons for this post.
(via s-vettel)
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
(via oleole-senna)
